Ladies and gentle- oh, who am I kidding. "Assorted overweight males": Proof that Minecraft players will throw a shrill, rolling-on-the-floor tantrum over ANYTHING. Even when square started winning, the people weeping and tearing at their garments over the idea of something CHANGING in a game instead just flipped to crying about how the outcome won't be honored, since they needed something new to get all "Greek tragedy" over.